Q: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
A: which one?
Q: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY "FOUR" OVER AND OVER AGAIN?/WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH NUMBERS?
A: please refer to this link.
Q: CAN I SEE YOUR FACE?
A: only if you're not the type to be terribly off-put by the uncanny valley.
Q: *INSERT RANDOM UNCALLED FOR PERSONAL QUESTION*
A: *hits the block button*